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Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions !!

By: princepoint |Time : March 28, 2017, 06:59:56 AM
1. Someone calls you at 2:am in the night and ask you
"are you sleeping?"
Ans: no, I’m picking beans. .

2. You're making out with a girl then you start pulling
her pants then she asks; what are you trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you.

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3. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; ''did you just have a bath?''
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl.
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4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the
ground floor.going to your office, yet they ask are you
going up?'' Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come down and
meet me.
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5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of
flowers and you still asks him; ''are those flowers?''
Ans: no baby, they're carrots. .

6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a
friend see's.you and ask; ''what are you.doing here?''
Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees.


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7. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; ''are you sleeping?''
Ans: No! I'm practicing to die.
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8. You went to a restaurant n the waiter asks you: ''Plz
can I get you a table?''
Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the.floor. .
Now your turn to answer.


9. Are you reading this post?


Re: Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions !!

By: Loms John |Time : June 11, 2017, 10:42:24 PM
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