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RULES AND REGULATIONS ON MY WEDDING DAY

By princepointAugust 11, 2016, 06:24:56 PM
RULES AND REGULATIONS ON MY WEDDING DAY


1) The Dj must not play "After the reggae play the
blues".if he does, He will meet Harrysong for his
balance. Only "Ada Ada, Obimo, ring ring,I love u
etc, he will play.
.


 2). M.C must not mention anything Change, I mean
APC. And if he does, Tinibu and Buhari will complete
his balance. .



 3). My best man will not say or do anything that
will
make my wife to laugh too much, because if he
does, he
will go from there.



. 4).Any of my in-laws will not pick money for me.it's
the work of my kid brother and sister. .



 5).The video man must focus on money, anything
concerning money that he will video and not the
attendants and he must not interview my wife
without my presence, if he does, his balance will be
paid when Biafra comes. . 6).The photographer must not snap when am
laughing, and i must be more cute than my wife in
all
the photograph. Failure to do it like that, Olusegun
Obasanjo will complete his balance. 7).Foods and drinks will be shared by the Economist,
you must not eat more than a plate and must not
drink more than one bottle due to the current
Economy.
. .My driver will not drink beer, he will drink mineral and it must not pass one bottle so that his
eyes will be clear to avoid roughly driving. Failure to
do this, I drive
home by myself
. 9) The pastor must ask me to kiss d bride 3 times if
not! . I will go to law court and complete the
wedding!
. 10) if you drink star you will not drink origin.. If you
do, you must pay
. 11) my wife will not invite her EX or she will go with
them
. 12)My best man must be an old man to avoid
exchange of numbers
. 13) No body will dance with my wife more than a
minute mostly men no matter the age and
personality
. 14) The people in charge of money will account for
me
and will be searched thoroughly before they
leave.....










Re: RULES AND REGULATIONS ON MY WEDDING DAY

By Hello dd (F)October 13, 2016, 05:37:25 PM
RULES AND REGULATIONS ON MY WEDDING DAY


1) The Dj must not play "After the reggae play the
blues".if he does, He will meet Harrysong for his
balance. Only "Ada Ada, Obimo, ring ring,I love u
etc, he will play.
.


 2). M.C must not mention anything Change, I mean
APC. And if he does, Tinibu and Buhari will complete
his balance. .



 3). My best man will not say or do anything that
will
make my wife to laugh too much, because if he
does, he
will go from there.



. 4).Any of my in-laws will not pick money for me.it's
the work of my kid brother and sister. .



 5).The video man must focus on money, anything
concerning money that he will video and not the
attendants and he must not interview my wife
without my presence, if he does, his balance will be
paid when Biafra comes. . 6).The photographer must not snap when am
laughing, and i must be more cute than my wife in
all
the photograph. Failure to do it like that, Olusegun
Obasanjo will complete his balance. 7).Foods and drinks will be shared by the Economist,
you must not eat more than a plate and must not
drink more than one bottle due to the current
Economy.
. .My driver will not drink beer, he will drink mineral and it must not pass one bottle so that his
eyes will be clear to avoid roughly driving. Failure to
do this, I drive
home by myself
. 9) The pastor must ask me to kiss d bride 3 times if
not! . I will go to law court and complete the
wedding!
. 10) if you drink star you will not drink origin.. If you
do, you must pay
. 11) my wife will not invite her EX or she will go with
them
. 12)My best man must be an old man to avoid
exchange of numbers
. 13) No body will dance with my wife more than a
minute mostly men no matter the age and
personality
. 14) The people in charge of money will account for
me
and will be searched thoroughly before they
leave.....




15, my wife's veil must remain uncovered through out the celebration,  so that people will not admire and she will end up flirting with them.

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