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By: Ramjoe (M) |Time : July 14, 2018, 10:27:55 PM
An elderly man finds he’s unable to perform sexually. He goes to a witch doctor who throws powder into a fire. There’s a flash with billowing smoke. “This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year,” the witch doctor says. “All you have to do is say ‘one, two, three’ and it shall rise for as long as you wish”. “What happens when we’ve had enough?” the old man asks. The witch doctor replies: “When your partner can’t take no more sex, all she has to say is ‘one, two, three, four’ and it will go down. But he warned – your willy will not rise again for another year.” The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new power . That night, he slides into bed, cuddles up to his wife and says ‘one, two, three”. Then he gets the most gigantic erection. His wife turns over and asks: “What did you say ‘one, two, three’ for?”


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