Date: October 17, 2019, 11:43:54 AM
Most Embarrasing moment!: Most Embarrasing moment! : Nigerialog.com - Nigeria's Premier Online Forum
Hehehe. even remembering it still make me laugh.K. So my NySC boyfie and I had slept and I had this dream that I peed in the middle of a soccer field while guys were playing. I woke up and lo and behold!!! I had peed on d mattress oo. I didn't know what to do, panic in my mind. Chris woke up and asked what the matter is as I just sat transfixed. Then he felt d wetness and was like 'honeym, you leaked' and he started to laugh his heart out... I wished d floor would just swallow me. But he pulled me up, used his towel to dry it and turned d mattress upside down and we slep
Damn! Dude was far more mature than 99% of NYSC guys. But having said that, this thing called love is capable of anything. Dude really loved you.
we were so real with each other na. Voted best couple in d local govrt back then. Hehehehe. We Dated two years after NySC until his mum declared war on us and said we wouldn't marry.... Tribe related tinx. We still call each other honeym and sweetym he is Igbo. Oya talk your own embarrassing moment
So, one of mine (I'm sure there are tons of other moments, much more embarrassing), I was in my third year in Uni when I came home for Christmas vacation; by home I mean my village. I ran into one of the girls I used to know during my secondary school days. She used to eye me and I used to eye her but I was attending a very conservative Christian secondary school. We met during one of the extra-mural classes.After secondary school, I passed my school cert and jamb immediately and was admitted into one of Nigeria's top universities (a federal university). So, whenever I visited home, and ran into her (she didn't pass Jamb for two more years after I had entered uni), she always looked at me as this "campus guy"; y'know, I should now have all these rights and freedom at home. That was until my third year at uni. We ran into each other and she wanted to come visit me at home. I demurred initially but quickly recovered myself to accept her visit.Then came the day of her visit:She came to our house and met my dad at the front gate cutting the flower hedges with big scissors, and greeted him, telling him that she came to see me. My dad simply showed her the way to my room at the other side of the building.She came to my room and entered and sat down. All the while I was praying that my mum would not return (I didn't know that my mum never left as she had planned, and had seen the girl enter my room! ) Opari. All hell broke loose.She came to my room, and in a cold steely voice told my guest, "Nne welcome. Please listen carefully. I have daughters, and I do not allow them to go visiting any boy. In the same spirit, I do not allow any girl to visit my sons. So, please leave while I'm still looking at you!".I died. Never been more embarrassed in my life. Knowing my mum, it would have been suicidal to raise my voice in objection. The girl left, and "my stock" with her devalued massively.Needless to say that our relationship never recovered as a result.
you could have immediately led her to d sitting room na
You obviously don't understand. hehe! My mom allow me to save face in that situation? Na dream be dat!Every room in that house was totally out of bounds to the opposite sex visitor!My mom's whole idea was to humiliate me very well for "committing an act" that none of my senior brothers dared.Every one of us siblings knew never to mess with her on things like that, but I was trying to save face with the girl by allowing her to visit me in the first place. It was a no no, and I knew it. Only told her to come the day I thought my mom would not be home. WRONG.The type of embarrassment was the type that sits deep inside but you cannot react to it for one thousand sane reasons. Though you are dying inside, you just sit calmly and take it. You watch as your stocks depreciate, but hide your sulk; lick your wounds, and live to fight another day, so to say.
Oh my Gosh!, Same thing happened to me. I was doing my post graduate course and we had a mini get together where we ate Tuwoshinkafa with this good okro soup, Oh my gosh, it tasted so good that we had to eat to our fill then we went to bed and I was dreaming that I was peeing in the bathroom only to wake up and found out that is was on my bed. Guess what saved me, it was our holiday so I left the mattress there and went home for like two weeks, Tell me what would have happened if the school weren't close, How could I have taken out the mattress . hahahahahahhhhaaa! but it wasn't funny then, so miss naijarian I can relate with that
. The show did not happen, and you have to put back your knife... hehehehehe! Obejiri!
hehehe... Or looking for toilet in the middle of a road trip with cleared greenery. Hehehehe and by the time.you alight, the loud fart that came out of you make the other passengers shout!! Hehehe